Those Charlie's Angels have nothing on these girls! They're badass to the core and packin' more heat than you ever thought possible in a blast of non-stop action and bodacious ta-tas that must be seen to be believed! From ... more »the creators of the record-breaking cult film series comes this over-the-top, busty spectacle, packed with big guns, tiny bikinis, hot rods and 60 dazzling strippers. Four scantily clad bad girls in high heels are trapped in the cold, hard city, with their smooth, naked backs against the wall and all the odds stacked against them! Will they still come out on top? Gasp at Tool's Maynard James Kennan as Satan! Thrill to punk legend Dee Dee Ramone as the Pope! Cheer for the Dead Kennedys' Jello Biafra, Corey Feldman, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, and The Howard Stern Show's Gary the Retard! "The sexiest, bikini-clad outlaws you've ever seen!" - Maxim« less
"I'm shocked that most people that reviewed this film didn't like it. The first time I watched this I immediately played it again and possibly again after that. Now I've seen it so many times I've lost count. It's warped, twisted, hilarious, and has lots of T & A. The G-mart commercials had me cackling, Maynard and his huge doner (swoon, well that says it all), and Corey's dance routine had me squealing with glee. If you have a slightly disturbed sense of humor you will love this. However, it will probably offend many which is why I loved it. I scored hella brownie points when I gave this to my boyfriend for Christmas last year. If this sounds like something you would like then buy two copies because you may wear it out. And there are very few flicks I can say that about. Mad props to Steve Grasse!!"
Get a clue...
CC radar | SF, CA | 10/06/2005
(4 out of 5 stars)
"The majority of reviewers are just not getting this: IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD. That is what makes it so damn funny. Tongue-in-cheek humor, etc. etc. We all know how much Maynard loves Hollywood, now is his chance to give a little back."
Good collection of Bikini Bandits shorts.
Jack | Louisiana | 10/21/2004
(4 out of 5 stars)
"For those unfamiliar, the Bikini Bandits is a regular staple of short films from atomfilms.com. The movie is a collection of 3 or 4 of these type of shorts, with snippits of false advertisments in between. The first time through watching this, I felt it was hard to watch, but after the initial adjustment I came to love it. What makes this film all the more brilliant is that all of these idiot tool fans latched on to it simply due to Maynard's role as Satan, and then hated the movie. They get what they deserve. Maynard isn't god, Maynard is just a nerd who likes Star Trek (check t.d.n. if you don't believe me) So, is this for Maynardites? Hell no. This is for fans of true avant-garde cinema. Featuring cameos by Corey Feldman (who drops a reference to realultimatepower.net), Jello Biafria (Dead Kennedys), Dee Dee Ramone (the Ramones), and a surprise cameo as extras by Phil and Bam Margera, and Ryan Dunn. The only real issue I had with this dvd are the phone conversations between segments. I don't know if they were meant to be funny or what, but they're annoying and I would have liked to have done without them. But beggars can't be choosers. This is high quality internet short film brilliance."
This is one AWFUL movie!
H. N. Dohe | My Sanctum Sanctorium | 05/03/2004
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Liking muscle cars and girls in bikinis, and bolstered by all the glowing reviews, I decided to take a chance on this DVD. I will regret it my entire natural life. This movie is AWFUL! There is no plot, the girls can't act, the photography will give you a headache with all it's jump cuts, and Corey Feldman can't dance. I would give it NO stars if that was possible.This stinker is going to wind up on a dealers table at our movie con next September. I cannot for the life of me understand how it rated 4 1/2 stars, unless the cast and crew are doing the ratings."
Give It A Try
Throbbin' Hood | Limbo | 11/27/2008
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I only watched this because of Maynard being in it. No other reason. I've never seen the Bikini Bandits on the internet. I'm not a fan of muscle cars at all, nor am I into hot chicks with guns. It's kinda boring to me. I DO like chicks, but this tame stuff just doesn't get my juices flowing. After I put it in and turned it on, things changed.
The girls are hot!! No question of that. The plot is really B-rated, right up Sid the Elf's alley, along with the stale acting. It took me about 15 minutes to let go of the "this is such a stupid movie!!" to accepting what I was watching and enjoying the ride. I found myself rewinding certain scenes because they were just funny as hell!! The editing of the movie is the best I've seen since any Quentin Tarantino movie. That along with the various segments thrown in that have NOTHING to do with the plot of the bandits (commercials, the yoga dude), and the cheesy PBS music thrown in at various points really put this movie over the edge.
The extras are pretty good too! There are several behind the scenes segments, including the complete (7 minute or so) Dirty Sanchez movie, several "live" ads for g-mart (which get annoying real quick), premier parties and crowd reactions, and a few other things I can't remember.
I'm anxious to see the other 2 films Bikini Bandits - Briefs, Shorts & Panties, Bikini Bandits Save Christmas, though I doubt both will live up to what has been done."