An insurance investigator & an efficiency expert who hate each other are both hypnotized by a crooked hypnotist with a jade scorpion into stealing jewels. Studio: Paramount Home Video Release Date: 04/12/2005 Starri... more »ng: Woody Allen Dan Aykroyd Run time: 102 minutes Rating: Pg13« less
Not a fan of Woody Allen because of his family relationship but have to admit that this was a pretty good plotline!
Peter Q. (Petequig) Reviewed on 2/10/2011...
Pretty good Allen movie.
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Jane J. from FORT WAYNE, IN Reviewed on 5/13/2010...
This is a charming movie. It's just fun from start to finish. It wouldn't be at the top of the list for Best Woody Allen movies, but, ranked against the lot of modern film comedies, it's a keeper.
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Daniel A. (Daniel) from EUGENE, OR Reviewed on 2/8/2010...
This had many comic moments. None of the many one-liners really worked, although the cast all seem to enjoy the film.
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Stop looking for another Manhattan and enjoy the movie!!!
Jason Singer | Chicago, IL | 08/24/2001
(4 out of 5 stars)
"All these self-appointed Woody Allen experts who long for the brilliance of Woody's introspective era of film making are missing the point. WAKE UP! He stopped making those movies 15 years ago! What Jade Scorpion IS is FUNNY! It's wall-to-wall classic Woody Allen one-liners. This is NOT "a very bad movie" as one other critic here suggests. It's a very funny way to spend 90 minutes. This has infinitely better jokes than any of the other crap coming out of Hollywood and the jokes AREN'T based on bodily functions! In the pacekd house I saw it in, also a sneak preview, EVERYONE was laughing hard and loud throughout and buzzing when it was over. There are a couple points where the action meanders, but the one-liners that follow make you forget them. While I think Helen Hunt is a little stiff, Woody is at his joke-telling best. Noone can deliver the jokes like he can (which is why, I imagine he continues to play the leading man roles in his films instead of letting someone else butcher them, ie "Celebrity"). The secondary characters are all adequate and as usual, fit the look and feel of the film to a tee! Overall, not his best movie of the past ten years, but certainly as funny as anything he's put out in some time. Hmm...let's see, American Pie 2, Scary Movei 2, Rush Hour 2...umm...I'll take a slightly above average Woody Allen film, please!!! Relax, have some popcorn, and laugh!"
Take A Vacation In Madagascar
Chad Spivak | North Miami Beach, Florida | 08/15/2001
(4 out of 5 stars)
"This movie can be summed up in one word...funny. Woody Allen has written and directed many films, and he completely amazes me in that he can still come up with hysterically new concepts.THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION takes place in 1940 where Woody Allen plays C. W. Briggs, an investigator for an insurance company. Classified as "more lucky than good," Allen plays his typical underdog/unsung-hero type role. His main adversary, Betty Ann Fitzgerald played by Helen Hunt, is the company's efficiency expert, not to mention the boss' mistriss. At a birthday party, these two are placed under a spell, and never released. Every once in a while the two are called upon to steal valuables while under the trance, making them the perfect theives.In a screenplay loaded with sarcasm and witty dialogue, the film is quite enjoyable. Hunt is the perfect compliment to Allen, as her timing couldn't have been better. Dan Akroyd also plays an good part as the Chris McGruder, the owner of the company. His straightforward demeanor is a nice counterpart to the snappy punchlines throughout the film.This is an entertaining film that will cause you to laugh out loud several times. A good cast coupled with an easy, humorous storyline will keep you wondering if they will ever catch the bad guy. THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION is a good film. It will not disappoint."
Woody Allens back again...just not as sharp
snlkidsinhall | Topeka, Kansas United States | 09/09/2001
(4 out of 5 stars)
"There are things you can look forward to every year...tax season, winter, spring, summer, fall...a new Woody Allen film. Last year was 'Small Time Crooks', an uneven, yet a fulfilling and funny Woody Allen film that made me reminisce of his older movies like 'Take the Money and Run.' His latest one takes the nostalgia of 'Radio Days' mixes it with the mystery in 'Manhattan Murder Mystery' and gives you the constant one liners of 'Annie Hall'. There are things you can always expect from a Woody Allen film...the jazz music, the same title cards, some of the same reoccurring themes...yet each one is just as original as the other.
His newest movie released August 24th, is a subtle, smart nostalgic romantic-comedy-mystery. Set in 1940, "Curse" is about an insurance investigator (Allen) who seems to be a thief but isn't and two people (Allen and Helen Hunt) who seem to hate each other but are actually madly in love. It's also about hypnotism, which is the catalyst that brings these lovers togeher.
Allen, plays CW Briggs, a smart-aleck insurance investigator who has a nose for scams and robberies. Briggs works for Northcoast Insurance, where he's a star investigator. Hunt plays Betty Ann Fitzgerald, the efficiency expert that is out to get Briggs. The two absolutely hate each other. He compares her to Mussolini, while she calls him various insulting names. Briggs' boss, Chris Magruder (Dan Aykroyd) is having an affair with Hunt which only tangles things together even more.
At an office birthday party for co-worker George Bond (Wallce Shawn) held in a local nightclub, show-biz mesmerist Voltan (David Ogden Stiers) hypnotizes Briggs and Betty and gets them to romance each other on stage. Even worse, the villainous Voltan programs them for instant obedience to all his commands, as soon as they hear the key words "Constantinople" (Briggs' cue) and "Madagascar" (Betty's).
Voltan calls up Briggs and orders him to commit a string of jewel robberies at the mansions where Briggs himself installed the security. At night he is robbing these mansions, during the day he is investigating the robberies. Soon everyone suspects him as the robber, but this is just where the movie starts getting really funny.
My personal favorite scenes were the ones between Briggs and Laura Kensington (Charlize Theron). Theron burns up the screen as the nymphomaniac daughter of one of the robbery victims; she is a Veronica Lake look alike. The chemistry between Allen and Theron was one of the giddiest and most enjoyable twists to this movie. Theron's part is a notch above a cameo role but she stands out, which is a good thing.
Woody Allen of course plays a version of himself, which I never get tired of. Helen Hunt is mediocre to say the least, something about her in this part just didn't click with me, I would've loved to see Diane Keaton back again with Woody Allen in this role. Dan Aykroyd played a more serious role, which takes a while to get used to because its Aykroyd we're talking about here. But he pulls it off nicely. My biggest complaint is Elizabeth Burkley whose acting is as hollow as her career has been. She could've nicely stole every scene she was in as the office secretary, instead she made me cringe.
The movies plot progression takes a while to get used to, this is due to the direction of Allen, who in his old age isn't as sharp as he used to be. The script is filled with funny one-liners, but they never build up to be what they should be. Zhao Fei's cinematography is subtle yet brings alive the era, the style and the setting.
This, in the end, is a send up to the 1940's genre of films from Hitchcock to Bogart to Bob Hope. Allen and Hunt remind me of Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn. This movie is not flawless, but its fun, its interesting, it's a nice nostalgic journey and the ending is one of the best conclusions I've ever seen, without using any words Allen had me rolling in the aisle and leaving the theatre with a huge grin on my face."
Allen Scores With "Scorpion"
Reviewer | 02/19/2002
(4 out of 5 stars)
"Doing a period piece seems to put Woody Allen at the top of his game, possibly because he has the intrinsic ability to capture a specific time and place and make a truly transporting experience out of it. Which is exactly what he's done with "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion," which he not only wrote and directed, but stars in, as well. Set in 1940, it's the story of CW Briggs (Allen), an investigator for an insurance company which, despite the exemplary achievements of CW has been slipping at the bottom line, forcing the company's exec., Chris Magruder (Dan Aykroyd), to call upon the services of an efficiency expert, Betty Ann Fitzgerald (Helen Hunt). But there's a problem right from the start, in that CW and Betty Ann simply do not hit it off. And the situation is quickly exacerbated when a rash of thefts-- involving millions of dollars worth of jewelry and goods-- begins to occur among clients for whom the company has installed security systems. An inside job is suspected, and to CW's chagrin, more outside help is brought in. So now CW has to contend with that, as well as his new nemesis, Betty Ann; and the way he sees it, there's only one way to fix it all: Solve the case. And with that, the hunt is on... Character and dialogue driven, Allen's film is loaded with atmosphere and detail that really puts you in the story; you can almost feel Bogart's presence in such films as "The Big Sleep" and "The Maltese Falcon," the spirits of which permeate this film. The dialogue is snappy and clever-- some of Allen's best ever-- and he presents it all in a way that sustains interest and makes it thoroughly involving and entertaining. In fact, it's the ongoing banter between CW and Betty Ann that really makes this one click, and it's perfectly delivered, with timing by Allen and Hunt that is right on the mark. This is the most screen time Allen has had, himself, in some time, and he's good; his trademark neurotic groping-for-a-word delivery is tempered and finely tuned, which makes his character entirely credible. Allen is looking older, but he's growing into his age well, and actually has a much less disheveled appearance here than usual, which has seemingly been an innate trait of his regardless of the role he's playing. And, though there have been films of his that one could say simply had too much "Woody" in them, that is not the case here. It's a good performance, his scenes with Hunt are alive, and he has some moments with Charlize Theron that are even better. Hunt does a great job, too; Betty Ann is a bit like her Darcy McGuire in "What Women Want," but with a harder, more intimidating edge that works well for this character. She manages to make Betty Ann both feminine and feminist at the same time, reminiscent of some of the characters that Davis, Crawford and Stanwyck played so successfully in films past. There's some obvious chemistry at work in her scenes with Allen-- the one in which they are hypnotized is hilarious-- but it's absent in her screen time with Aykroyd, though it may have more to do with their respective characters than anything. And it's refreshing to see a strong female character to whom Allen's character can relate on a personal level that, though it involves conflict, is devoid of his typically neurotic and paranoid responses. They may not like each other, but CW at least relates to Betty Ann in a very straightforward manner. It has to do with the way the characters were written, of course, but part of it is in the way Hunt transfers the Betty Ann found on the page into a real person. One of the highlights of this film is the performance by Charlize Theron, in which, as Laura Kensington, she is transformed into the second coming of Lauren Bacall. Laura is the epitome of the femme fatale, in the way she looks, speaks and moves; you keep waiting for her to say "You know how to whistle, don't you Steve?" It's a supporting role that actually affords Theron comparatively little screen time, but she makes the most of it, and she is certainly a memorable asset to the film. Also effective in a small, but pivotal role, is David Ogden Stiers, as Volton, a part that would have been so perfect for the late Orson Welles. In the absence of Welles, however, Stiers does a very commendable job. Allen put together a terrific supporting cast for this one, including John Schuck (Mize), Elizabeth Berkley (Jill), Wallace Shawn (George), John Tormey (Sam), Kaili Vernoff (Rosie), Brian Markinson (Al) and Peter Gerety (Ned). There's an inspired precision to this film, in the way Allen blends the story, characters and music (such a big part of creating that necessary atmosphere) that makes "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" something of a minor classic in the Allen canon. Aficionados of the classic films of this period will be especially delighted with this one, but anyone who appreciates a film that is well crafted and delivered and provides some solid entertainment will be satisfied, as well. Allen geared this film to a specific audience (albeit fairly wide), and for those who fall within it's parameters, it's right on target. One has to wonder, though, why he didn't film it in glorious black & white, which would have been so perfect. But taken as it is, it's still a part of the magic of the movies."
Good film
musicfan | australia | 09/07/2005
(4 out of 5 stars)
"This is a good film. The attention to detail in set design is excellent and the dialogue is witty. Perhaps more could have been made of the relationship between Woody's character and that of Charlie Therzon. They cerainly seem to have more of an onscreen electricity than Allen and Hunt. Hunt looks like she was dissapointed she wasn't in a more introspective Allen movie with a bit more weight, rather than a funny, period piece. Still the movie is very watchable and certainly deserving of more than the one and a half stars it was given in the all movie guiide."