Biggest Waste of Money Ever
Bob Bishop | Cleveland, OH | 10/24/2003
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This has got to be THE largest waste of time in history! I cannot belive that anyone would have invested money to make this film in the first place. This life sucking film will destroy 80 minutes of your life that would be better spent stabbing your eyes out with a pencil. That Steve guy who is in the film probably has never acted a day in his sorry life and John Rocker only gets about 1 minute of total movie time. If you are really looking for a way to spend the twenty dollars that this movie costs, please light your twenty on fire and watch the joy of combustion! I promise it will be more fun and entertaining."
Very surprising!!!!
wiggy@access995.com | Beaver Falls, PA United States | 06/24/2003
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I am a huge fan of B movies and it's this kind of movie that makes me one. This movie is new and refreshing. The death scenes are very unique. You can also add that there are three fine women that bare there tops in this soon to be classic. So if you and guys are looking for a great movie to pass the time away, get out the beers and sit back and relax as this ABOVE PAR movie slashes it's way on your screen."
Greenskeeper
shulerbob | Cumming, GA | 09/15/2003
(5 out of 5 stars)
"The greatest work of horror ever to grace the silver screen. John Rocker and Southside Steve should be staring in hollywood blockbusters after their roles in this film and Mr Green should be directing the new Starwars I bet he could do beter than Lucas and episode 1."