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Steven P. (postalgunnut) from BELLAIRE, OH
Reviewed on 10/6/2020...

I got this movie just to see if it was as Bad as the other reviewers claimed. It was worse than that. This movie makes other 'horror" movies like "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Ankle Biters" (the Worst movie I had viewed until now) appear to be highly professional movies. It should contain the Warning Label ""Do Not Attempt To Watch Sober. Contains Material Highly Insulting to Any Intelligent Person""

Nikki E. (missnikki) from KNOXVILLE, TN
Reviewed on 9/11/2010...

I'm all for zombie's,in fact I collect zombie movies,but this one is horrible.It's a horror/comedy for men.All five of the zombie's were women in skimpy outfits in bad eye make-up.I do not recommend this movie.

3 of 4 member(s) found this review helpful.

Rob M. from STATEN ISLAND, NY
Reviewed on 10/2/2009...

An utter piece of crap. How garbage like this misogynistic, poorly acted, worthless piece of crap gets put on video or film is beyond me. Simply a horrid, nearly unwatchable film. Bad in every way possible a film can be bad, not even worth putting on Scifi channel on a Saturday night.

7 of 9 member(s) found this review helpful.

WARNING: Read this review and you may DIE!

Holly Apollyon | The Overlook Hotel | 06/21/2007

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Zombie Nation: A literal description of the movie:



A renegade cop is targeting young women under the auspice of routine traffic stops; the women are then abducted by the cop and taken to a furniture warehouse. Once the women are handcuffed in the warehouse loft, the renegade cop performs the following steps:



(A) He checks their teeth with a miniature flashlight.



(B) He injects their buttocks with an unknown but presumably lethal substance.



(C) He watches some television.



(D) He tosses the women into an extra-wide shopping cart and conveys them to a queen-sized bed.



(E) He jots down the names of the women in a small notebook.



(F) He crams the women into giant-sized duffle bags, and transports them to diverse places of interment.



Eventually, a group of Voodoo women are shown performing an arcane ceremony over the sprawled body of a blonde girl in fishnet stockings. Voodoo Ritual Ingredients: (1) snake, (1) tarantula, (1) bleeding pig's head, and (1) set of preserved shark's jaws.



The girl in the fishnets is shortly thereafter kidnapped by the renegade cop, subjected to the aforementioned steps (A) through (F), and then buried at sea. However, thanks to the Voodoo Ritual, the girl in the fishnets returns from the dead; unexplainably all of the other non-Voodoo-treated women are resurrected as well. The undead status of the she-zombies is solely indicated by the black spray paint around their eyes, which causes them to look more like raccoons than zombies. (The she-zombies are shown to be mildly decayed in their mirror images; according to the Voodoo women, the she-zombies' physical appearance is based on their own perception, and since they apparently perceive themselves as raccoons rather than she-zombies, their default appearance is non-decayed.) The she-zombies emasculate and de-tongue a couple of male victims before working their way to the renegade cop. Cut and print!



Congratulations! You have just survived a summary of the plot of this movie. You have approximately 17 seconds before you begin to vomit and your head explodes.

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Worst Zombie Movie Ever!

Madelyn Pryor | Mesa, AZ United States | 01/23/2007

(1 out of 5 stars)

"There are lots of zombie movies out there, some of which are poorly directed, some are poorly written, some are poorly acted. Not only is this movie all those, it isn't one movie at all. Two or three separate movies are hacked together with all the grace of a blind surgeon to create what is not only the worst Zombie movie I have ever seen, but one of the worst movies I've ever watched period.



In a normal review, this is when I list the positive and negatives of the movie, but I'm trying my hardest to erase from my mind that I spend an hour and a half of my life on this junk. Honestly, it's too bad to be even campy. The zombies are just chicks with bad eye make-up and how they're created makes no sense (unfortunately, I tried). The plot, if you can call it that, is so disjointed and so many plot threads are left dangling it defies the imagination how anyone would want their name associated with it.



Look, I love campy horror movies, but there is campy and then there is unfinished and poorly made. This is the later. Don't judge a movie by the cover (the cover IS cool) and run far away. Get something else! Anything else! But don't waste your time or money on this D rate film school project.

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I would like two hours of my life back...

H. Tu | Dallas, TX USA | 12/30/2006

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Zombie Nation is complete trash. The cover art for the movie is totally false advertisement. The movie had so much potential yet it failed miserably in every aspect possibly imaginable. The storyline, the acting, the make up, everything could have been done better by elementary school kids. I read the previous reviews, but thought people were just being harsh, I have mistaken! People were actually being nice when they say this movie is a waste of time. I'm so pissed I rented this; I want every second of my life back that I wasted watching this movie. While watching it, I kept saying to myself, "It'll get better." I said it all the way to the credits. If I could give this movie negative stars I would. Don't waste your time renting or buying it."