Discussion Forums - DVD Bazaar
Topic: $3 Credits for Sale! 100+ Available
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You can PM me to get started. This is a repost from SACD, but I'm willing to sell the credits here also, if anyone is interested. I just spent over $100 recently (in shipping) sending out CD's and I'm hoping to recoup some of that back, so I'm going to try and sell some credits. Cash App or Zelle is preferred, but I'll also accept PayPal (preferably Friends and family, otherwise there is a 60 cent fee for using PayPal). I have over 100 credits available. Price: Last Edited on: 11/17/24 9:28 AM EST - Total times edited: 3 |
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